Howard Moon: Don't kill me, I've got so much to give! Vince Noir: I can't believe Bainbridge is selling the zoo! He always say "Please, Bollo. Vince Noir: Thanks, I don't know what to say. I've got a heavy goods license. Rudi: I'm getting round to that in my own good mystical time. Daltrey doesn't hoover for no one. Use section headers above different song parts like [Verse], [Chorus], etc. Vince Noir: [about Cheekbone magazine] It's the most up-to-date magazine around. Johnny two-hats. I slip into it like a peanut. It's the first rule of zookeeping. Bob Fossil: Howard is asking questions about Tommy. Kirk is a member of the Board of Shaman convened to discipline Naboo for losing the Book of Black Magic. 25 of Peter Kays most ingenious jokes and one-liners Got a ring to that don't it? Lead Shaman: Kirk is not to be trusted in these matters. In his words, he 'slots in the back like a peanut'. With power, a polo, an evil magnet, we're sucking out ya soul! Vince Noir: Ohh, the double! So alone Wind my only friend Howard Moon: [about Bainbridge] What's he got that I haven't got? Howard: Well as a writer it's erm, it's something that I, I have to do, I have to get involved in the darker side of the human psyche. But I'm gonna protect you boy. Fighting in the dojo. It's true. Do you remember? Cookie Notice Neil Armstrong, walking on my face / Buzz Aldrin, walking on my face / And the third one is a space man, walking on my face / All on the surfaces, and they're looking at all of the stuff that the moon has got./ [chuckles] Yeah. Pound ya banana! I am a summer soup Mm! Well, I have! And then the half moon he's all right. Vince Noir: But actually, I better go and look for Howard, I'm a bit worried about him, so um but, you know, I've had a really good time and uh, it's been great and, uh, I'll probably see you around, yeah? She kills a lad with the edge of a bus pass and Saboo by tying him up in a rapidly-knitted scarf, before skewering him with knitting needles. You live with a couple of dossbags and an ape! The Mighty Boosh is a classic comedy which reflects the broadcast standards, language and attitudes of its time. Do you mind? About Us; We are alone now. Howard Moon: It isn't, okay? Last edit on Feb 13, 2014 . I actually have a relatively small head for a man of my stature. It's delivered by ninjas. Vince Noir: I am the Chosen One. Dennis: Well, I'm more than happy to let someone else drive. Howard Moon: Yeah, actually. Difficulty: beginner: Capo: no capo: Author stonegolem13 [a] 146. Get involved. Image that: A poncho-sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness. Bob Fossil: Ride around in a lorry and beat up midgets? What do you want to lay down? You've never even been to the crunch. Although Kirk appears to be only six years old, he is in fact a violent and sexually deranged being from the fourth dimension. Im Howard Moon. Howard. Carrot and coriander. Required fields are marked *. Crouton, crouton crunchy friends in a liquid broth. He looks like a paedophile. Charlie was racked with guilt, he'd just killed fifty Inuits, no one needs that. Get all the best moments in pop culture & entertainment delivered to your inbox. And this, my friend, represents a major breakthrough on the sewing machine., The written word is like a drug. Thug #1: I like your hat, man. You're a French duke if I ever saw one. Dixon Bainbridge: Listen here you Icey bastard, let's set some ground rules. 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Juli 2005 und dem 30. Jazz's deformed cousin. It was too hot in L.A, and he melted like a pink bitch. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Recap/TheMightyBooshNanageddon. You witness some soil? YOU WON'T SEE PENNY ONE FROM ME, YOU SLAG!". Remember the pencil! And as I raised my thumb up to smash his tiny skull in, I could see in his little insect face, I could see him thinking "Oh, I created that monster! Starring Order up some violent quiche., Vince Noir: Soup, soup a tasty. Head Shaman: Sometimes I wonder about the team I have assembled here Tony Harrison: It's an outrage! The Mighty Boosh, Noel Fielding, and more Real. Tony Harrison: I can't drive! August 9, 2005. . Vince Noir: If you're a ghost, why can't I put my hand through you? Saboo: I would like to play "Would I Lie to You" by Charles and Eddie. Vince: Kings of Leon CD., The tie is a multi-purpose accessory, yknow. And if you only hold me tight! Rudy: The Pipe test. And then, he, he picked up a tube. Come on. Howard Moon: You? The Mighty Boosh Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Spider Dijon: Now I'm going to rewind you-like the b*tch you are! Dennis: [before decapitating Lester Corncake, thinking him to be Vince] Aha! I love that lady. We got close, too close some people said. Howard Moon: Don't get too close to the animals cos, they die. at any suggestion he does not agree with. it? What about the animals? You think it's going to be alright? I call it the library suit. Ape of Death: No smoke without firewhich, incidentally, you'll be seeing quite a bit of from here in on! Lead Shaman: But it is a dangerous mission. Yeah, the pandas. Ooo. Howard: Having fun are you? The Hitcher: "(Playing slap bass) Ohhh, you love it you slags!". Quiz. Vince Noir: What about you and Jack Cooper? Luckily though, there was Eric Phillips, a local crocodile who dabbled in black magic. Tommy Nooka: [to Howard Moon] Stop! Howard: Yeah, it's like a brass band under a wig. They revoke Naboo's shaman powers as punishment for allowing Nanatoo to get loose, and assign a crack team of shamans, Saboo and Tony Harrison, to track down and defeat Nanatoo. The Hitcher: [leers] Do I look like a reasonable man to you, or a peppermint nightmare? The Mighty Boosh: Live - Future Sailors Tour DVD (2009) Noel Fielding cert 15 . Circuit training to John Coltrane., Vince Noir: Lots of people get trapped in cabinets: Lawyers, Doctors, Dentists, Vince Noir: The ties a multi purpose accessory, yknow, belt, school boy, Rambo, Old Gregg: Ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?, Vince: I dont pick stuff up, I knock stuff down!, Tony Harrison: Feel my multi-hexagonal textured alien barbed penis inside of you!, Bob Fossil: Technically, youre not a Peeping Tom if its one of your relatives., Tommy: There are only two kinds of men who venture into the jungle at this time of night: a fool or an idiot., Howard: I dont accessorize. 40 of the funniest jokes about Brexit The Boosh is loose and we're a little bit raw! It's the nothingness the whiteness the endless ness. Both: Captain Cabinets, Trapped in cabinets. Tony Harrison: Ohhhh! Bollo: I got a bad feeling about this [repeated line, various episodes]. Me and Jack aquaintances. Tony Harrison is a fictional character portrayed by Noel Fielding. The Moon: And some say, Old Gregg is like a, a big fish finger, but big! I saw the sun once, and he came past me, really fast. Crunchy friends in a liquid broth. Vince Noir: It was a mink pamphlet. I know how to read! Made from the tears of Robert Smith., Rudy Van Disarzio: Better a Priest than a Beast, Howard Moon : Dont kill me, Ive got so much to give., Tommy Nooka: Stop. I am Gespatio. Carrot and coriander. Miso, Miso fighting in the dojo. Got a nice ring to it, doesn't it? It doesn't mean anything. Nannageddon * tab Terminal Margaret - I Did A Shit On Your Mum 0:24 Pro Terminal Margaret - I Did A Shit On Your Mum power Turn My Back On You 0:13 9 Pro Turn My Back On You 9 tab Turn My Back On. Lucien: You should never go out on Black Lake when the moon be full. I couldn't really find that. I'm in there in the night, styling away. I'm not a machine, I've got a weak bladder! Dennis: We were only just in the service station. Doctor: [Clip from "The Doctor and the Pencil"] AHHH! The Hitcher: [randomly playing chords on the piano] EELS! Vince Noir: [to Mr. Hopkins] Hi, what was it like meeting Old Gregg? Vince: My hair's an intrinsic ingredient to this show. The Bingo Caller - Played by Rich Fulcher, the bingo caller is an old man who while calling the bingo numbers makes sexual inuendo directed at the old lady players. Howard Moon: I'll tell you how it works, right? Vince: Why don't you go and put your head in some vinegar? We all dream but do we really dream? Howard Moon: [lifts cassette] No. Howard Moon: So? Well, you cannot make milk into cheese! M Molly Morrow The Mighty Boosh quotes & stuff Offbeat Sitcom You lay around on hammocks all day eating soft cheese. Charlie was racked with guilt. I need a wee-wee. Bollo: Long time ago. To learn more, check out our transcription guide or visit our transcribers forum. Charlie said "I'm cool with that" and set fire to a posh hammer to make it official. Vince Noir: I do! Youve liquified me, you slags., Tony Harrison :Its an outrage. Howard Moon: The arctic is no respector of fashion, Vince. Well, two. Vince: I know you're questioning the nature of reality, but are you really questioning it? [sticks out tongue] And he doesn't know I licked his back! Soup! How dare you laugh at me. Polar Bear: [in same despondent tenor] No. Kodiak Jack: Have you ever had a mountain goat grab you by the scrotum and run away with it and then sell it on ebay a day later? Privacy Policy. I really enjoyed this episode and although it did have a few low points here and there, it's still one of the best from Boosh that I've seen to date. [Falls exhausted into a crouch. Reporting on what you care about. It's so cutting edge it goes out of date every three hours. Nanageddon. Vince: I am getting it but am I really getting it? Minky Monthly. It'll turn you into musical geniuses. EELS! I come fully equipped with a papoose. Luckily though, there was Eric Phillips, a local crocodile who dabbled in black magic. Every now and then I get a little bit worried that the best of all my years have gone by. You know. Vince: You're in for a Hubba-Bubba nightmare. Howard Moon: This is the arctic, Vince. Vince Noir: What, pretending to be wolves? Imagine that fish finger, when you can see it is as big as a garage, oh! Lucien: Because there's somethin' out there somethin' evil somethin' that goes by the name of Old Gregg [creepy music]. Vince: You know the black bits in bananas, are they tarantula's eggs? Lead Shaman: You shall go with Tony Harrison there. Howard Moon: Time is calling out my name. References to "Mrs Harrison" imply that he is married. Saboo: I will get that book for you, sire. Grim Reaper: [in Limbo] Come on, it's not so bad. This is hardcore. [Hands Vince a play by Chekov. Howard Moon: Do you need to pack this Jacobean ruff? Howard: Have you come about the croutons? He suffers from motion sickness and cannot travel very well on most vehicles, but claims to be good on horses. 50 of Tim Vines most ingenious jokes and one-liners An idea is formulating! Dennis: That may be so, but it is forbidden for a mortal peasant to touch the garments of a shaman. Don't run around the house in a little car. He decided to spend the rest of his life putting small hairstyles onto boots, monkey nuts, trumpets, and spanners. Mrs Gideon: Why do you have crumbs round your eyes? 27min. This is just one mink, this whole outfit. Let Kirk drive. You blind? The most powerful hairspray known to man. "Welcome to the Zooniverse, where all your dreams come true niverse". The Hitcher : Aagh. Search, watch, and cook every single Tasty recipe and video ever - all in one place! 25 of the funniest ever Still Game quotes I don't wanna get left behind. The Mighty Boosh/Nanageddon. Howard Moon: You better not be laughing at me now. Vince Noir: [pauses. Vince Noir: What if someone's photographing animals, yeah, and I'm in the back of the shot? Twiddles fingers uneasily, then sits down beside Polar Bear and gingerly puts arm around him]. As big as a garage. Its fine. It's fine. Tony Harrison: [Saboo and Tony Harrison are DJing] I've got it, Saboo! 25 of the most cantankerous Martin Crane quotes from Frasier North Pole Native: We will be very offended if you do not eat with us. No drive too fast for there are speed camera on A49 but Chiko crazy. We all die. I am too old. Bob Fossil: You know, the black-eyed Chinese people that eat sticks. My mind's like a fortress. Vince Noir: I'm going to be in Autumn Magnets! I span the genres - they call me the genre spanner. Saboo: Yeah, like if you were sober, you could drive anyway. It then took place in a flat in Camden Town in series 2 and in a store, "Nabootique," in series 3. 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